Fancy Pantsy

By Karen,  for a great big huge mammoth meme

FOODOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Walden Farms Sweet Onion

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Taco Bell

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. OOH, hard one. I think I’ll go with…Banfi.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Usually around 15%.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Swiss Cheese Crepes.

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Trident Vanilla Mint

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Picture of the girl.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 3, but only 2 being used.

BIOLOGY

Q. What’s your best feature?
A. My eyes.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Just teeth.

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Smell.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. A couple years ago.

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. The girl, at 32lbs.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No.

Q. Is love for real?
A. Very real.

Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. I have always wished I had a very cute and unusual name…but not unheard of. Cora or Chloe, something like that. I must say thought, the older I get the more I appreciate the name I have.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Blue, like cornflower blue.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. I’m sure I  have, but I blobked it.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. No.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. No. Yes, Maybe.

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. No. I only kiss for love. 

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Um,  yeah sure.

Q. Would you pose nude in a magazine for $250,000?
A. No. I think I’d have to pay for them to want me.  

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. I would try.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Yes.

Q. Give up MySpace forever for $30,000?
A. Yes. Never been on it.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. Nothing. I don’t have pockets right now.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Yes, very funny.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Both.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A. Sure, I have in the past.

Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A. 4 pairs.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. Got 2 speeding tickets in early 2006.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. A bubbie.
LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A. A co-worker I am very friendly with.

Q: Last person you called?
A. My mom.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A. Toilet.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Go out in my new sun-glasses.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. Borat.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. No. I am very shy and standoffish.

I tag…da da da da…Denial, Kelli and Jen (remember ladies, don’t link back to me, k? Thanx!)